I have been awake for an hour because your little friend applet needed to be changed, husband was changing him and realised he'd forgotten part of the diaper (we use cloth) and in his moment of hesitation, baby boy pee fountained everywhere, all over the carpet, bed, himself, husband, sleeping bag, everywhere. Also, while applet is a generally very happy baby, he shouts the house down at night time changes. I say shout because he has a raspy, uncommonly deep voice for a baby and he was just...shouting and shouting and peeing everywhere. I stay pretty calm but husband gets stressed by these things, so he's freaking out and figuratively spinning in circles while baby is still yelling at 458965323424 decibels and spraying pee unendingly into the air.

Oh dear.

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